Glenn H 
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| 03/23/2007 7:53 PM |
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Three men sat on a scafolding eating their lunch.
An Irishmen, A Mexican and a Blonde guy.
They open their lunch boxes.
"Yikes" says the irishmen. "If me lass makes me cornedbeef and cabbage one more time fer lunch I will leap to me death!"
"Oh ouchiewhawha" says the mexican, "If my woman fixes me burritos one more time I too will jump to my death."
"Dang it!" says the blonde guy "balogna again! If I have this tomorrow I will jump of this roof and kill myself too."
The next day they take their perch and open their lunch boxes.
"ARGHHH" says the irishman and he jumps.
"A MAN! ceya" and the Mexican jumps.
"Shoot balogna again." and the blonde guy jumps.
At the funeral the irish widow says. "If I knew he hated cornedbeef so I would have packed him something else." The mexican widow replys "Oh if he would have told me I would have made tacos." Looking at the blonde widow she replys. "Why are you two looking at me? He packs his own lunch!"
 LOL ROFLMAO!!!!! Glenn H |
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Sobergirl
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| 03/27/2007 4:49 PM |
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| HOWLING at that one !! (a Blonde ) |
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MIRACLES HAPPEN !!!
.. No HUMAN Power could have relieved me of ANYTHING !!!!!!! hugs!! |
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carrie
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| 03/27/2007 4:57 PM |
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hmmmm, now see i prefer them blondes, but hey, they gitcha in trouble........rofl...thanks for the laughs, I need them today  HUSH SHARKBREATH, dont say nuffing hops away quick........................ |
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