chelle 
MINION Wizard
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| 04/02/2007 4:35 PM |
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I've never dropped anyone I believed in... Marilyn Monroe |
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Melanie
Trusted Servant
PRINCESS
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| 04/03/2007 8:31 AM |
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| Don't even think about it Chelle,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,hahahahah |
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" The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for enough good men to do nothing." |
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Larry
Trusted Servant
Master MINION
Posts: 721
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| 04/03/2007 4:03 PM |
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This figures. About 6 years to late. Just my luck.  |
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It's a good day to be sober |
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carrie
Grand MINION
Posts: 519
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| 04/03/2007 5:06 PM |
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| sneaks in looks around and whispers "how much"? Hops out fast before the princess gits me......................... |
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To a desolate person an act of kindness can be the difference between getting bitter and getting better.............. |
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chelle
MINION Wizard
Posts: 306
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| 04/05/2007 8:41 PM |
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OH NO!!! Melly's on to me!! Runs away and goes back to studying "da book"
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I've never dropped anyone I believed in... Marilyn Monroe |
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lovleemom
Junior REALMite
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| 04/06/2007 9:30 AM |
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| Hahahahaha.....rent a sponsor!!! Hmmmm better check to see if anyone is applying to rent me!! Hehehe.......lovlee |
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It's a Heart Thing
My Worst day Sober is Better than my Best day Drunk |
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